pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via dis-ass-terologyy)

you know how you have this armada of Ships, but at the front of the fleet is that ONE ship that leads them all?

noxidanamchara:

Caryl is my Captain of Captain’s

Oh Captain my Captain
I will follow you till my dying day.

(via uss-caryl)

hahairuinedyou:

thelocalpaedo:

googlevideos:

what if instead of having sex people just stood and screamed at each other’s faces for a while

isn’t that called marriage 

ZING

(Source: aiclan, via orgasmic-humor)

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

(via clearly-ambiguous)

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

(via lrvin)